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A dirty joke Monday!
A dirty joke Monday! A dirty joke Monday! Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-fell out before we even reached the first bar!” A dirty joke Monday! Become an Apollorising58 watcher! |
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2/18/2019 1:48 pm |
Hahaha
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Happy Dirty Joke Monday.
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2/18/2019 12:56 pm |
We should have let’s fuck Monday’s
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2/18/2019 12:24 pm |
didn't see that ending coming.. thanks for the laughs my friend.. Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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2/18/2019 12:23 pm |
What is so funny about Mondays anyway? How about you what is tickling you funny bone this Monday? Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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didn't see that ending coming.. thanks for the laughs my friend..
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2/18/2019 11:37 am |
What is so funny about Mondays anyway? Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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