GUEST. I am a guest. If a couple invites me to join them I am their guest. It is about them, not me. I am their guest. Always. If a lady invites me to be with her, it is about her. I am a guest. Always. I am not the giver of the gift but the receiver. I am a guest. Always. Now let’s get this out of the way, as it seems to be a preoccupation of some. The only way I will ever be “well hung” is if someone puts a noose around my neck. I am spectacularly average. Obviously I have a beard, and it is “well hung”, however, hair doesn’t grow wild below my neck. That particular “beard” is well-groomed. Extremely outdoor-centric, and athletic, I enjoy a plethora of physically pleasurable, yet strenuous activities. I workout daily, and am educated, but not stuffy or self-absorbed. If you’re arrogant, rude, or condescending, don’t bother contacting me. Humor is a must, and I apply it liberally, usually to myself. I am a busy professional, and work around 100 hours a week so please only those who plan on meeting. I won’t waste your time so don’t waste mine. I have both dignity, and self-respect, so don’t treat me like so many SM allow themselves to get treated, as an afterthought. Eff that. NOTE: I am not looking for a one night stand or a pen pal, but more of a NSA arrangement. I am exceedingly selective in who I choose to play with, therefore, I have low mileage, but have enjoyed some amazing MFM encounters. Strictly DDF. Lastly, if you are serious about meeting, and not just collecting photos just ask, and I will provide them.

My Ideal Person PHUN, PHABULOUS, and PHANTASTIC. Must be strictly DDF! Women, and couples who like a man to be, well, a man. Someone who has unfulfilled dreams, fantasies, or just wants more, hit me up. Even if I have no interest, I will respond to say “Thanks”; it’s just manners. I prefer woman, and couples in their early 40ish years to late 50 range. We all have preferences, and this mine; few exceptions. I am here for friendship, brains, wit, sex, and humor. Adults here, so yes, SEX. I am 5’10”, 175 pounds, so prefer athletic, and slim to petite women. Tall, athletic women are also a real turn on. Also, did I mention brains? Sex is good, but sex with brains is great! I KNOW you’re out there. Waiting....