I will make you say my name and forget your own. . . I am the kind of friend you want to have. . . thoughtful, kind, loyal, honest, hardworking, intelligent, clever, smart, attentive, funny, creative, active. I will help you move or move the body. I care about my appearance and try to dress well. I always wear clean underwear. I love Carolina wineries. I spend most of my time outdoors and like destination hikes to a waterfall or a scenic view. I enjoy being at the beach or on the water kayaking, paddle boarding, boating, water skiing, tubing or pontooning. Mountains and skiiing? I lived in Colorado before I moved here. My hobby is refinishing & upcycling old furniture. I like karaoke, axe throwing, bowling, darts, and pool but I’m not great at any of them. I take pride in being an active listener and romantic lover. When we become intimate, you’ll find I have a tireless magic tongue and sensuous touch. References available upon request. My ex-wife and I are both happily divorced, my offspring are adults. I live alone and have a nice home for hosting and entertaining. I do not smoke. Other likes . . . all movies, game night, todays music, yesterdays music, wine gardens, camping, beer gardens, travelling, the Caribbean, Europe, scenic roadtrips, Kansas is just ok, historic sites, museums, art galleries, zoos, driving bulldozers, concerts, the symphony, Girl Scout Cookies, MILFs, GILFs, a thick bush. I am one step closer to becoming a billionaire philanthropist. Soon I will only worry about how to spend my money or to whom to gift it. My spirit animal is whatever animal eats beaver. When you’re out with me, your ass will get smaller because I’m going to make you laugh it off. I have not had sex with Halle Berry because she has not met me yet.

My Ideal Person I will give you the fancy high heels that change your life and make Cinderella jealous. Your sexy, feminine walk drives me to explore your kinky side as I imagine the lingerie your wearing underneath the perfect outfit. Your kindness and confidence display the sexual strength of your mind and body. Your radiance piques my intrigue in this life and the next. I seek a woman motivated for a sexual relationship that involves our minds and bodies, lives to laugh, open to exploring fantasies, height weight proportionate-ish, still feels young, a non-smoker, often wonders about having sex with the person your speaking with, feels sexy when braless, is last one to let go of a hug, grabs your ass in a way that says do me now, and appreciates an awesome run on sentence that is mostly punctuated correctly. . .

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
An attractive woman asks me to come over and fix something
in her home. She comes to the door in comfortable, loose
fitting clothing and braless. Her nipples are hard and
it's easy to see down her shirt. She shows me the thing to
be fixed and is interested in me. She hangs around to talk
to me casually and it's clear she's flirting. She makes
it a point to put her hand on me or let her breasts press up
against me. When I accidently brush my arm against her breasts,
she closes her eyes and moans softly with pleasure...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Hell yes! Halle Berry, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway,
Anna Kendrick, Elizabeth Banks, Drew Barrymore, Melanie
Griffith, and Geena Davis are all super-sexy, girl-next-door
types. I love the swagger of Susan Sarandon, Marisa Tomei,
Cyball Shepherd, and Sigourney Weaver.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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